Logical Unsanity

Bail fin.
Ball fin.
Ball (pint of).
Ball (extract).
Bastard fin.
Bastard fin (extract).
Belgium lint-udder.
Belgium lint-udder (pint of).
Brunt.
Brunt fin.
Brunt fin (slanted).
Brunt fin (pint of).
Under-brunt fin.
Bugler (in a calendar).
Cardboard gusts.
Cardboard gusts fin.
Cardboard Horatio fin (extract).
Dog.
Dog fin.
Dog dog.
Dog dog dog.
Dog dog dog dog dog (in a calendar).
Doorbell grapeshot.
Doorbell gusts.
Under-doorbell gusts Horatio.
Doorbell xylographic (extract).
Doorbell xylographic fin.
Dust.
Empty cloth fin.
Empty dog fin.
Empty dog fin (reactionary).
Empty dog fin (pint of).
Empty dog fin (extract).
Empty dog fin (extract twice).
Under-empty man.
IT IS.
Empty man fin.
Existential front.
Gadfly.
Gadfly (pint of).
Gadfly (unwashed).
Git.
Git fin.
Git fin (slanted).
Goad emporium waspy emporium.
Goat emporium waspy emporium.
Goat emporium waspy lint-udder crust (in a calendar).
God.
IT IS.
God gnat.
IT ISN’T.
Guilded honk (pint of).
Guilded honk (unwashed twice).
Guilty god fly gadfly gnat fly.
Guilty weather reporter stuffing apricots down his (slanted).
Guilty weather reporter stuffing apricots fin.
Heady tub fin.
Heady tub.
Heady tub (pint of).
Heady tub (brooming clockwise).
Hemp hump Horatio.
Ho ho falter biscuit.
Hoary Paxman prodding congratulations.
Hoary Paxman prodding (in a calendar).
Igloo fin.
Igloo foot.
Igloo foot fin.
Igloo (brooming clockwise).
Ingot.
Ink rot.
Involuntary cupping.
Just juice.
Just Paxman.
Just Paxman fin (in a calendar).
Kilt.
Labia.
Labia fin.
Labia fin (reactionary).
Labia fin (extract in a calendar).
Lacking prawns.
Lacking prawn opinions.
Lacking prawn opinion polls.
Lacking qualified brunt.
Ladle triptych.
Ladle tubby foot fin.
Lamp.
Lanced cloth.
Lassie’s mottled face.
Lassie’s mottled face fin (extract).
Lassie’s mottled face fin (pint of).
Lassie’s mottled face fin (pint of twice).
Lassie’s vermillion doorbell gusts.
IT ISN’T.
Launching bread mistakes.
Leperous post-its.
Leperous fin (reactionary).
Levy buttock.
Levy hand.
Levy hand fin.
Levy wrist biscuit.
Lewd igloo foot fin supping fin.
Lewd igloo foot (in a calendar).
Lifeless rope forward slash.
Lick frond (pint of).
Limitless revolving.
Lip promotion.
Liquid sock.
Liquid subtext (slanted).
Lop promotion.
Lop fin biscuit.
Lop your majesty.
Novelisation (extract).
Organised gadfly disaster.
Poultry gadfly disaster.
Quip Paxman cupping fin.
Ruthless frond blot brunt.
Sociopathic remnant.
Socratic belgium arse.
Sopping tub.
Sopping tub fin.
Titular welfare state (in a calendar).
Tubular ripcord.
Tubular rut.
Tusky digestive gadfly disaster.
Uncle Ambrose.
Uncle Devin.
Uncle Paxman lodging apricots in his (slanted).
Vinegar holdall Horatio whoop.
Watery freeforall gadfly disaster.
Watery tweed man.
Wax goat.
Wax goat fin.
Womble hutch monstrosity.
Womble synagogue dough.
Womble tub fin.
Womble tub.
Womble tub (reactionary).
Womble tub (slanted).
Womble tub (pint of).
Womble tub (brooming clockwise).
Womble tub (extract).
Womble tub (extract thrice).
Womble tub (in a calendar).
Womble tub lint-udder Paxman biscuit dog dog dog fin gust fin clammy brunt fin (unwashed).
Xiphoid bail.
Xiphoid ball.
IT IS AND IT ISN’T.
Under-xiphoid.
Yapping (in a calendar).

David Beris Edwards